Monday, 29 January 2007

Frog Leaps to Charlton Defence......


After years of pioneering the way to introduce foreign players to top flight football, Charlton are to field their first Frenchie, Madjid Bougherra, or to give him his Arabic name, مجيد بوغرة.

Although he is a renown Algerian defender he was actually born in Dijon, France, so he should be hot as mustard coming from there.

Saddened Owl's fans have given mixed reactions to his leaving the Blue Knives and have criticised his decision not to play for them once he heard Premiership clubs were interested in him. Other fans wish him well and knew it would only be a matter of time before he moved to top flight football.

One bonus for the Charlton back line is he speaks fluent French and should have no problems communicating with Diawara and El Kakouri, unfortunately, having spent most of the year living in Sheffield his English is likely to be almost incomprehensible, tha knows.......

If you want a shuftie at his prowess on and off the ball you can visit his website http://www.bougherra.com/home.php and view the videos, just look at how many opponents end up on their arse after a swift dip of the shoulder from the Boogieman.

One thing's for certain, the guy is a one off and is certain to be a legend within his own lunchtime and will not fail to endear himself to the hearts of the Charlton fans from the first whistle, whether the bloke can help save us from the big 'R' is something else.

Personally, I love him already..........

Thursday, 4 January 2007

Let's do something about the M.I.B's

How many of you fans of the greatest game in the world are sick to death of having your pleasure displeasured, your sanity desanitised, and your sense of fair play endlessly fouled, flawed and completely fucked up?

I know I am, and why?

Simple, it's the continuous and seemingly endless use of the completely useless, self important, sycophantic, little Hitlerites that weekly display their supreme level of incompetence and inability to oversee a game so simple it only requires 17 laws, namely......

The M.I.B.'s (Men in Black, Bastard in the Black, the fatherless ones, blind twats, referees etc, etc, etc....)

You know that when the greatest footballing spectacular the world can present is brought into ridicule by one of these ignoramuses that has the world falling to its knees with laughter by making a complete and utter pratt of himself by issuing THREE yellow cards before sending a player off, then you know there is a problem somewhere.

When the complete and utter pratt concerned, pictured above, is English then you have ask yourself why is such a fucking nitwit allowed to carry on and torment us in the Premiership every frigging week, what have we done to suffer such humility on a regular basis?

The following is a quote by Jeff Winter, a refereeing legend in his own lunchtime......


"Refereeing is a great career. You keep fit, are involved in the game at the highest level, travel, meet people (including a few tossers along the way) but it was really great. However, like with everything in life there are people who you don't like and those that lick suck and crawl and refereeing is no different."

So you meet a 'few tossers' along the way do you? Well I got news for you and your ilk, Winter, we meet too many tossers EVERY fucking week and they're ALL dressed in black........just like you used to be.....

Just like Uriah Denzel Rennie (pictured left) who was once famously labelled the 'Chief Muppet Referee' who once awarded Southampton a penalty after Kevin Philips trod on and fell over the ball when there wasn't a player within five yards of him and also sent off Alan Shearer for fouling a player standing about ten feet away.......Commentators have repeatedly claimed he thinks the game revolves around HIM, well it doesn't you muppet!!!

Then there's 'Old Mother Riley' (pictured right negotiating the fee for penalties to the Arse). Look at the farcical decision regarding Charlton defender, Osei Sankofa, on January 2nd.

An Arsenal player a mile offside, looking to gain an unfair advantage, famed for his diving in the shallow end, falls as if he was shot by a Jap sniper and with another Charlton player clearly able to clear the ball and what does the dickhead award?

Surprise, surprise, a penalty to the Arse and a non-sensical sending off for a 'tug on the shirt'!!! And when Charlton attempt to appeal the shitehouses at the FA DOUBLE the match ban for being frivolous!!! FFS!!!

Perhaps Sankofa would have been better off running 30 yards, smashing the player in the face with his elbow so hard he needed to go to hospital and spend several weeks out of the game, at least he would have only received a yellow card, well he would have if the grinning goon, Dermot Gallagher, had been ref.

The wanker, pictured left laughing at a match report of his most recent game, clearly saw one of the most blatant and horrific assaults in the history of the game and deemed worthy of only a 'yellow'! What a cock!

The incident caused such an outrage the FA actually removed the idiot from their list of incompetent morons, my question is, why stop there?

Why not get rid of the rest of the tin pot pariahs that seem to believe the peoples game actually revolves around them, those self fulfilling outcasts that genuinely believe that millions of fans gleefully pay millions of pounds to watch their ineptness and consistently disgraceful 'performances' with consistent and painful regularity.

I could go on and on, naming names, stating my case with well documented incidents but I'm sure you already know them all and could indeed add countless other perfectly deplorable examples. But why do we put up with it? Why, when practically every major sport in the world uses TV technology to assist and improve its game, why does the infidels at the head of the worlds GREATEST game belligerently refuse to entertain the idea?

The simple answer is 'because they can'.

That's it in a nutshell, they don't want to change things so they won't.

I recently sent a complaint via Email to the FA.....

One part of the 'stock' reply was.....
"Our stance will always be that referees and their decisions have to be respected for the game to remain workable"

How fucking cocksure and arrogant is that? They never even read my complaint but they feel comfortable and totally at ease to tell me they 'will always' back their moronic representatives to the hilt.

Well I don't know about you folk but I feel it's time for a change......a big change........

In the next few days I'll publish the full complaint I made to the FA along with their insult of a reply, in the meantime, why don't you send a complaint yourself, why not tell your friends, relatives, neighbours, workmates to send a complaint?

http://www.thefa.com/feedback/

Let's start to let the bastards know enough is enough and we want a change.....