Only 3 games into the season and we having our first 6-pointer already and, if Charlton play true to form, we'll probably fuck it up big time, lose 1-0 to a soft clart of a goal and then run round like headless Robins trying to do our best not to look like a Premiership team that's just been relegated and haven't got a clue how to play 90 minutes of rough boy football...
Cries of 'You don't know what you're doing...' will echo across the Valley along with other merrysome quips such as 'Pard's Out..' and copious amounts of 'Sack the board..' and 'Bring on the Nigerians..' will bellow out long into the night, we might even get a round or two of 'We want Dowie...' thrown in for good measure (but I doubt it, somehow...)
By the time the Covered End Choir get round to blasting out a wholesome rendition of 'You're not fit to wear the shirt...' messrs Bent and Co will have bolted hastily towards the tunnel, donned their Harmani suits, splashed on the old Brut and made a bee line for TGIF where Reidy will treat everyone to cow pie and muscat squash sandwiches...
After the scoff they'll all get on the karaoke for a drunken rendition of 'Look at my wad...' by Harry Enfield sung to the tune of 'I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts...' Bent will bore everyone shitless on how it only took him 24 years to score 100 goals, ZZ will get lifted for selling dodgy DVD's to the undercover Custom and Exercise officers sitting quitely in the corner enjoying their pints of snakebite and giant packets of beef crisps and Weaver will get barred for life for dropping his guts more times than he drops the frigging ball during the warm up.....
Even the immensly loveable Chrissy Powell, who'll come on for the last ten minutes and give away a penalty, bless him, will suffer the harsh tongue of the thronging masses when he tries to do his now almost famous end of game salute to his adoring fans. Shouts of 'fuck off you useless cunt...' will be left ringing in his ears as he turns sulkily away and bugger off with his sorry tail between his legs....
Doesn't make happy reading I know but you know it'll probably come true, and remember, you heard it here first...
3 comments:
just what we need another optimist!!!!
Im smiling having read the blog and you're comments on the Wednesday game.
Smiling because it could all be so close to the truth.
HeHe.
That's our Charlton, bless 'em.
Question is; is Pards building a team for the championship or a team to get us out of it?
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