Monday 25 December 2006

Why are all Charlton fans such eternal optimists?

After the latest chapter in the latest comedy series, 'When the Music Stops, Pick a Manager', I cannot believe how so many Charlton fans can suddenly change their entire stance and blindly accept and so readily play 'follow the leader' with latest addition to the Murray family of exciting managers.

A recent Charlton Fans Forum had a thread entitled...

'father christmas is real :), reed leaves/sacked?, pards in'

Father Christmas? FFS!!!

Next thing you'll be telling us you believe in the frigging tooth fairy.....

The unswerving support and undying enthusiasm for all things bolllocks never ceases to amuse me among Charlton fans.....

Well, friends and compadres, you can believe in all the fantasies you want but all the while we got Snow White and the Seven Fecking Dwarves playing for us week in and week out we got more chance of climbing the shitting bean stalk than climbing the sodding Premier league....

And I'm really sorry to spoil it for you boys and gals out there in fantasy football land but there ain't no such thing as Father Christmas, there ain't even such a thing as a bleeding tooth fairy...

So face the facts....we've got no bite, we're chuffing toothless, we're a bunch of gummies that couldn't suck a lemon without pulling a goddamn hamstring....

And to cap it all (no pun intended, but funny none-the less) we've got plenty more kicks in the falsies coming on our way on the frantic journey to the Hokey Cokey league, and you all know what that stuff does to your teeth........


Get Real.........................................

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ho ho ho !

Oh what a killjoy you are, Scrooge also doesn't exist you know hmmm ?

Has it not crossed your mind that maybe its the thought that Murray has finally taken his head out of the sand and stopped being in denial??

FFS father xmas may not exist nor the tooth fairy BUT fecking xmas panto's CERTAINLY DO as CAFC have been one for this xmas period!

Now fans are happy cos we've picked up a proper mgr and not someone who clearly wasn't, surely thats where the joy is ??

Anonymous said...

At last - some realism! If comments on other sites are to believed, six points from the next two games are guaranteed. Quite how Pards will manage to achieve this with the current group of under-achievers and no hopers is not explained...

Give up on 06/07, rebuild for 07/08...

Best of luck with your new blog.